The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way. James Finn Garner
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She said that you are sexist for telling her she is walking in the woods alone because she is a woman. She probably thinks that you are very smart for coming up with this sexist joke since it is so politically correct to do so. The best part about this quote is that if you’re in the presence of someone who is very feminist, they will probably laugh at your remark. It might be hard to tell if they are genuinely laughing at your joke or just laughing to be polite, but they will definitely laugh, and eventually they will ask how you came up with that punchline.

Source: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

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